Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Browns / Steelers Jokes

In honor of the best NFL rivalry of all time I will now try to compile all of the best Browns-Steelers jokes that I can find!

1. In a school just outside Pittsburgh, a first grade teacher Explained to her class that she is a Steelers Fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they are Steelers fans too. Not really knowing what a Steelers fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air with one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Steelers fan." says Timmy. The teacher asks "Then what are you?" Timmy says "I am a proud Cleveland Browns fan!" The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy why he is a Browns fan. "Well, my Mom and Dad are Browns fans so I'm a Browns fan, too." Timmy responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot? Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steelers fan."

2. Four NFL Football fans want to find out who is the most loyal to their team, a Chicago Bears fan, a Green Bay Packers fan, a Cleveland Browns fan and a Pittsburgh Steelers fan. They climb to the top of a high mountain. The Bears fan, wanting to prove he is most loyal, yells at the top of his voice, "This is for the Chicago Bears!", and jumps off the mountain. The Packers fan, not wanting to be outdone by his rival, also yells at the top of his voice, "This is for the Green Bay Packers!", and jumps off the mountain. Now the Browns fan, knowing in his mind that he is the most loyal, yells at the top of his voice, "This is for the Cleveland Browns!", and pushes the Steelers fan off the mountain.

3. A Browns fan, a Steelers fan and a Titans fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death! However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Titans fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Titans fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The Steelers fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Steelers fan out crying like a little girl. The Browns fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Browns fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks. "Tie the Steelers fan to my back."

4. A guy from Nebraska, a guy from Cleveland, and a guy from Pittsburgh are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the Genie.
The guy from Nebraska says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Nebraska." With a blink of the Genie's eye - 'POOF' - the land in Nebraska was forever made fertile for farming.
The guy from Pittsburgh was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall built around Pittsburgh, so that no Browns fans can come into our precious city." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye - 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around Pittsburgh.
The Browns fan says, "I'm curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."
The Browns fan says, "Fill it up with water."


Anonymous said...

Those jokes were totally copied! The STEELERS fan pushes the EAGLES fan off the mountain. These are all copied from Pittsburgh's jokes about other teams. Plus: NO one can do anything to a Steelers fan, physically or mentally. We're too tough! GO STEELERS!!

Anonymous said...

I have heard these jokes before and someone changed them to favor the Browns. Nothing can discourge a Steelers fan. We are as strong as steel! Try beating 6 thats right 6 Super Bowl titles!!! GO STEELERS!!! :-)

Scott Russ said...

HEY! This will be the year of the Browns! The day will come!

Anonymous said...

Actually.... No. The browns fan does push the steelers fan off the mountain. I've heard the joke before. Maybe your source is just copying off of this joke!!!!!!! Anyway, go browns!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Nothing can hurt a steelers fan...Except the 1980's. You's think that at a time when mullets were actually popular your hick team would have been good.

What do you call a Steelers fan with 32 teeth?

A: Heinz Stadium

Anonymous said...

Whats the difference ...Steelers ...Browns......GO EAGLES

Anonymous said...

One day a Pittsburg coach died and went to heaven, an angel took him to a house with a little steelers flag outside it, the Pittsburg coach looks and a few houses down and. Sees a huge orange and brown mansion drapped with browns flags and sighns everywhere, the Pittsburg coach asks the angel why he got a small little house and the browns coach got a mansion, the angel said "oh that's not a browns coach's house that's God's house