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Youth Pastor Paranoia

As my 40th birthday nears I got a sneaking suspicion something is going down and I am the target. All the signs are pointing to the fact that I am getting hit hard. I'll let you know tomorrow. I don't mean this in a bad way like a job loss or something. I think I am being woken up with a video camera. The question is should I willingly go to sleep like normal? Or should I put on one of my wife's night gowns! That would be classic. Or maybe I will load up a super-soaker and leave it beside my side of the bed. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I am on to you guys! But since this is in a blog and not on Facebook I know none of you will read this! HA!